Although there are no guarantees, it is possible that anyone who takes Disciplined Agile Delivery (DAD) training may pick up one or more of the following super powers after doing so:
1. Water Walking. DAD trainees are smart enough, and practical enough, to do so only when the water is frozen and at least 6 inches thick. Mark and I both come from Canada, where this super power is fairly common even in non-DAD trained people during the winter.
2. Bureaucracy hyper-detection (BHD). Although you may have started exhibiting this power in the past, it will be much stronger within you after DAD training. An unfortunate side effect of this power is that it may drive you mad with frustration. Sometimes having super powers isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
3. Red tape cutting. You are now able to ask questions such as “Who actually needs this?”, “How can we possibly justify this?”, and “Surely there are more effective ways at achieving the actual goals?” which make bureaucrats quake with fear. Once the bureaucrats are disoriented you can then counteract their evil procedures with effective disciplined agile solutions that actually work in practice. This powerful one-two punch, in combination with BHD, this is a truly amazing ability.
4. Stakeholder pleasurefication. Get your mind out of the gutter, this power refers to your increased ability to produce working, consumable solutions which meet the actual needs of your stakeholders.
5. Quality increasifier. Any code that you touch from now on will sparkle with quality through application of agile quality techniques such as refactoring and TDD. This enhances many of your other powers and more.
Granted, there are other ways to gain super powers such as being bitten by radioactive insects, dowsed with experimental chemicals, being experimented upon by ethically questionable scientists, or bombarded by radiation. We neither recommend nor condone those strategies. Follow them at your own risk.
If you’re interested in finding out real information about Disciplined Agile Delivery (DAD) training, visit the IBM agile training page at http://www-304.ibm.com/jct03001c/services/learning/ites.wss/us/en?pageType=page&c=Z340950B41583X73 . Sorry, but at least one paragraph in this posting had to be serious.